The Sodomy and Hate Cruise Accords
Pirating in style.
I. Mutual Defense
In the event that either signatory should be attacked, the other one is obligated to come to the defense of the attacked signatory.
II. Joint Piracy
Should a vulnerable cargo freighter present itself, the other party has the option of joining in on the holding action and taking their fair share of the loot onboard however this is not mandatory.
III. Intelligence
If either signatory has information pertaining to anti-piracy operations to be undertaken against one or the other, it is imperative that this information be shared to prevent the success of these anti-piracy forces.
IV. Sodomy and Liquor
These two things are held to be essential to a good day of pirating. As such, it is by order of this treaty that Joe Stupid will be sodomized weekly if he can not provide a case of premium beers and a flock of hoes to our headquarters within 1 minute of ratifying this treaty.
V. Termination
If at some point in the future that one or both parties feel its time to end this agreement there will be a 72 hour grace period in which the treaty will still be in effect after an announcement is made of its cancellation.
Signed for Ragnarok,
Van Hoo III, Emperor
AlfredvonTirpitz, Regent
Wombaticus, Vice Regent
Mecha Sheikh, High Chancellor
Kinzer, Vice Chancellor
Jekalle, Consul
Signed for Bel Air,
King Xander the Only, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Back Alley Abortionist, and the True and Righteous Hero of Pink
Emperor Marx, Carlton the Glorious, Tech Raider Extraordinaire and Collector of Tears
This Charming Man, N/A
Hurricane, Guru of Numbers, Viceroy of the Huns
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